Joe - Organ, piano & any other instrument he can swipe from Jesse

By day, Joe is something of a "corduroy cowboy", a sort of indie Richard Briers meets Glen Campbell, hanging round beer gardens & paying for the giant ploughman's lunches that he shovels down by playing session keys for the survivors of the late 70s Ska Boom.

By night, however, he dresses like J.S. Bach in a magnificent scrolling powdered wig & frock coat, places his great hairy hands on the manuals of his electric Elka organ & plays calamitous Baroque fugues to the vampire bat population of Streatham & neighbouring boroughs.